for all of you fuckheads who have lost your will to party, we will NOT HESITATE to kick your sorry, non-partying asses out of the posse. you can be replaced. do not test us. we are a collective, and we need to start acting like one. this friday night will be the underwear party that we have all been waiting for. it'll start at 10:30 because that's when i get home from work. be prepared to make up for lost time and party all night. maybe even till someone pukes.
"you, you worked that night, and when you party you feel alright"